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Thanatar Thed
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Posted - 2003.10.06 21:59:00 -
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My evenings play ...
Ten minutes I wait
for my characters to load
my life is void
I mined the Pyrox
there is none left to have
how stupid am I
A moron on local
he makes my blood boil
I click on block
The belt is camped
I offer assistance
but there's no response
I press escape
Quit Eve are you sure
I say yes please
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Thanatar Thed
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Posted - 2003.10.06 22:02:00 -
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The forum was dull
until this great thread
now i **** my pants
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Thanatar Thed
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Posted - 2003.10.07 10:02:00 -
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I bump up this thread
so I don't need to hunt it
the mods will go mad
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Thanatar Thed
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Posted - 2003.10.07 21:59:00 -
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Edited by: Thanatar Thed on 07/10/2003 22:01:34
Another evening conveyed in Haiku ...
I login again
There's no fix for my problem
I roll up a f_a_g
I guess I'll just mine
The Pyrox has respawned
It soon will be gone
Can anyone hear me?
My chatter falls on deaf ears
I guess I talk crap
The next verse of Haiku
Will be blocked by the filter
'Cause it will be blue
**** **** you **** bastard
**** ******* **** **** arse ****
**** ****ing **** arse
I followed the rules
There was no sense in the verse
And I swore with aplomb
Boss rang to tell me
The web server was offline
I drive back to work
I sit in the office
With nothing but my thoughts
I want to go home
I must stop this Haiku
Or I'll soon be gone insane
Where is my medication
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Thanatar Thed
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Posted - 2003.10.08 21:52:00 -
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Another evening on Eve .....
My partner embraces me
Souls chained by mutual love
Can I play Eve now?
You must do housework
While the dinner is prepared
I toil for an hour
Fried pork and mushrooms
Make my long day seem distant
My stomach is full
Can I play Eve now?
Yes, replies my precious love
I boot up my PC
My agent is ugly
I want to punch his pinched face
But he's only virtual
More garbage to haul
Please give me a new agent
I can't stand his speech
Server node gone down
Why does this always happen?
'Cause the net is crap?
Someone is begging here
You should mine for some isk
Ignores me and begs more
An offer of free Moa
But I must be able to fly
Alas my skill's lacking
I ask on corp channel
If a Moa is required
No commission is paid
Server cluster unstable
Championship Manager in mind
The Daggers will lose
My thoughts in Haiku
My evening has been exposed
I'll do this each day
I think I'm getting better at this Haiku lark. Those first three are beautiful 
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Thanatar Thed
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Posted - 2003.10.14 22:05:00 -
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Client has gone mad
Four thousand are logged in
No server reboots
Hardware has upgrade
It may be a living hell
Please don't muck up
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Thanatar Thed
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Posted - 2003.10.22 08:22:00 -
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Subscription no more
But I can't resist Haiku
Still read the board
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Thanatar Thed
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Posted - 2003.10.23 22:07:00 -
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Haiku release me
I cannot resist thread
More fun than game
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Thanatar Thed
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Posted - 2003.10.23 22:14:00 -
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Merlin has gone now
Fly about getting modules
Cannot be arsed
November sub ends
I shall beta a new game
But it won't be WoW
Battery has gone
Gas metre stands idle
My god i'm cold
Meter repair man
Can't attend till the morning
I'll shiver in bed
Bloody hell. I've gotta get a grip!!
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Thanatar Thed
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Posted - 2003.12.05 00:06:00 -
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My job is a grind
It stops me playing Eve alot
I think i'll resign
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